1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.BZ 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.BZ 3 00:01:07,567 --> 00:01:10,070 What is your soul worth? 4 00:01:16,284 --> 00:01:18,745 Excuse me, sir, 5 00:01:18,787 --> 00:01:21,956 but you can't smoke here. 6 00:04:18,216 --> 00:04:19,259 Hi. What's happening? 7 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:21,052 I'm Samantha. And I'm Rueben. 8 00:04:21,052 --> 00:04:22,679 And you know the deal. 9 00:04:22,679 --> 00:04:25,723 We are obsessed with all things macabre, creepy. 10 00:04:25,723 --> 00:04:28,434 Ghosts, legend. Hauntings, and the like. 11 00:04:28,977 --> 00:04:31,604 Oh, so dramatic. I just can't help myself. 12 00:04:31,896 --> 00:04:33,940 Nerd warriors, go! 13 00:04:35,358 --> 00:04:37,568 But that's not why you watch our channel. 14 00:04:37,568 --> 00:04:39,696 So ... our newest project. 15 00:04:39,946 --> 00:04:42,699 Drum roll, please. 16 00:04:42,824 --> 00:04:43,741 Rick Harding! 17 00:04:43,741 --> 00:04:44,492 Booyah! 18 00:04:44,492 --> 00:04:45,618 I'm Rick Harding. 19 00:04:45,618 --> 00:04:47,704 Archeologist at the Time Troops. 20 00:04:47,704 --> 00:04:49,163 You're watching Time Troop. 21 00:04:49,163 --> 00:04:49,747 Yeah. 22 00:04:49,747 --> 00:04:50,206 That guy. 23 00:04:50,206 --> 00:04:54,210 We have just three days to solve this archeological mystery. 24 00:04:54,294 --> 00:04:56,379 A 20 year run on the BBC. 25 00:04:56,838 --> 00:04:59,048 Oh, I do love that show. 26 00:05:00,508 --> 00:05:02,093 I confess something. 27 00:05:02,093 --> 00:05:04,595 That hat? I though it was kind sexy. 28 00:05:04,846 --> 00:05:05,179 What?! 29 00:05:05,179 --> 00:05:06,597 Oh my God. So embarrassing. 30 00:05:06,597 --> 00:05:07,265 Okay. 31 00:05:07,265 --> 00:05:10,310 So we are going to be visiting him at Tremper University. 32 00:05:12,729 --> 00:05:14,731 To learn about his mysterious films. 33 00:05:14,731 --> 00:05:16,566 Mysterious films. 34 00:05:17,358 --> 00:05:18,693 From 1908. 35 00:05:18,693 --> 00:05:20,236 A hundred and 16 years ago. 36 00:05:20,236 --> 00:05:21,112 Uncovered from where? 37 00:05:21,112 --> 00:05:22,030 Russia. 38 00:05:22,030 --> 00:05:25,325 And his latest discovery. 39 00:05:25,867 --> 00:05:27,160 Scary, right? 40 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:28,077 Super spooky. 41 00:05:28,077 --> 00:05:29,412 Ready for an adventure. 42 00:05:29,412 --> 00:05:30,621 Then follow me. 43 00:05:38,504 --> 00:05:40,214 You can't be real. 44 00:05:47,138 --> 00:05:49,640 But it's so cool. 45 00:05:50,516 --> 00:05:51,726 [DOOR BANG] 46 00:05:54,312 --> 00:05:56,689 Car's all packed. We're ready to go. 47 00:05:57,231 --> 00:05:58,900 I guess there's only one thing left to do 48 00:05:58,900 --> 00:06:00,985 before we hit the road 49 00:06:04,238 --> 00:06:06,532 [GIGGLING] 50 00:08:02,732 --> 00:08:06,068 Rueben, it's like a dream. 51 00:08:06,194 --> 00:08:08,821 Thought you'd appreciate this. 52 00:08:28,799 --> 00:08:30,426 [Gunshot] 53 00:08:30,426 --> 00:08:31,344 What's that? 54 00:08:32,178 --> 00:08:36,057 Hunter's probably. 55 00:08:45,066 --> 00:08:46,776 What are you all doing here? 56 00:08:47,568 --> 00:08:50,404 Just admiring the view, officer. 57 00:08:50,404 --> 00:08:52,240 You got ID? 58 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:55,826 My wallet's ... 59 00:08:55,993 --> 00:08:57,286 It's in the car. 60 00:08:57,954 --> 00:08:59,038 Slowly. 61 00:08:59,038 --> 00:09:00,164 Should I put my hands up? 62 00:09:00,164 --> 00:09:02,083 Why? 63 00:09:02,083 --> 00:09:02,959 I don't ... 64 00:09:15,680 --> 00:09:16,305 Come on. 65 00:09:16,305 --> 00:09:17,390 Where are you headed? 66 00:09:17,390 --> 00:09:18,683 To an Inn. 67 00:09:18,683 --> 00:09:19,517 Which one? 68 00:09:19,517 --> 00:09:21,310 The Bellatrix. 69 00:09:21,310 --> 00:09:22,603 Vacation? 70 00:09:22,687 --> 00:09:25,356 No. Yes. 71 00:09:25,606 --> 00:09:28,901 Well, actually, it's for an interview. 72 00:09:30,987 --> 00:09:32,530 Got to be careful. 73 00:09:32,530 --> 00:09:34,865 There's been a lot of strange people coming and going around here. 74 00:09:35,324 --> 00:09:37,618 Yeah, actually, we just heard shots. 75 00:09:38,286 --> 00:09:40,079 You're done here. 76 00:09:40,079 --> 00:09:41,330 Get where you're going. 77 00:09:41,330 --> 00:09:42,707 Get gone. 78 00:09:43,457 --> 00:09:45,251 Yes, sir. 79 00:10:02,476 --> 00:10:03,936 Looks like a Hitchcock film. 80 00:10:03,936 --> 00:10:06,397 Ooh. Creepy. 81 00:10:06,397 --> 00:10:09,442 I love it. 82 00:10:16,240 --> 00:10:17,658 ViewTubers. 83 00:10:17,658 --> 00:10:21,495 Well, isn't that interesting? 84 00:10:22,580 --> 00:10:24,206 What does that mean? 85 00:10:24,206 --> 00:10:26,083 Paranormal. 86 00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:30,129 Spooky stuff. 87 00:10:30,546 --> 00:10:34,592 Oh, well, we've got plenty of that around here these days. 88 00:10:35,676 --> 00:10:38,721 Actually, we're here to interview Rick Harding. 89 00:10:39,263 --> 00:10:41,932 The Time Troop Guy. 90 00:10:41,932 --> 00:10:44,185 Yeah, he works at the university. 91 00:10:44,185 --> 00:10:44,852 Then ... 92 00:10:45,227 --> 00:10:47,355 ... you haven't heard 93 00:10:48,105 --> 00:10:50,524 About what? 94 00:10:50,524 --> 00:10:51,734 He died. 95 00:10:51,984 --> 00:10:55,988 He set himself on fire at the university last week. 96 00:10:56,405 --> 00:10:57,740 Oh, my God. 97 00:11:01,035 --> 00:11:02,161 Holy shit. 98 00:11:02,995 --> 00:11:04,080 Sorry. 99 00:11:04,538 --> 00:11:06,707 That. 100 00:11:06,916 --> 00:11:08,876 And the loss of Mrs. Bennett. 101 00:11:12,129 --> 00:11:13,589 Mrs. Bennett? 102 00:11:14,882 --> 00:11:15,800 Our cat. 103 00:11:17,218 --> 00:11:18,928 15 years. 104 00:11:18,928 --> 00:11:21,097 Last week, she just 105 00:11:21,305 --> 00:11:23,808 wandered off. 106 00:11:25,559 --> 00:11:30,690 Oh, I'm so sorry. 107 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:32,066 [Loud doorbell ring] 108 00:11:35,903 --> 00:11:36,862 Oh. Evening, 109 00:11:36,862 --> 00:11:38,948 Mr. G. 110 00:11:54,255 --> 00:11:55,381 Well ... 111 00:11:56,507 --> 00:11:58,050 ... ah ....breakfast 112 00:11:58,050 --> 00:11:59,677 ... is it 730. 113 00:11:59,677 --> 00:12:01,470 Your bags or in your room. 114 00:12:01,762 --> 00:12:02,680 Well ... 115 00:12:02,972 --> 00:12:04,932 ... on that note, this has been lovely. 116 00:12:05,266 --> 00:12:06,392 Thank you so much. 117 00:12:10,271 --> 00:12:12,064 Did you? 118 00:12:23,409 --> 00:12:26,036 Holy shit. Rick Harding.. 119 00:12:26,036 --> 00:12:27,288 Dead. 120 00:12:27,830 --> 00:12:30,166 Burned himself. 121 00:12:30,166 --> 00:12:32,418 Wow. That's intense. 122 00:12:34,420 --> 00:12:36,297 His channels down. 123 00:12:37,131 --> 00:12:38,382 It's not really a surprise. 124 00:12:38,382 --> 00:12:41,385 I mean, if he was a reclusive old has-been. 125 00:12:41,385 --> 00:12:42,178 Hey. 126 00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:44,346 That's not very nice. 127 00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:45,890 Besides, I 128 00:12:46,348 --> 00:12:47,975 didn't get that vibe on our calls. 129 00:12:47,975 --> 00:12:50,603 I mean, he sounded excited. 130 00:12:51,187 --> 00:12:54,106 I can't wait to share what I found. 131 00:12:54,398 --> 00:12:56,108 Extraordinary footage. 132 00:12:56,108 --> 00:12:58,277 Your audience is going to love this. 133 00:12:59,278 --> 00:13:01,030 No one really knows anyone, Sam. 134 00:13:04,241 --> 00:13:05,409 Reuben? 135 00:13:05,826 --> 00:13:10,998 You're like a super savant computer whiz. 136 00:13:10,998 --> 00:13:13,083 This bathroom really reminds me of my grandparents house. 137 00:13:13,584 --> 00:13:15,169 Do you think you can hack this channel? 138 00:13:16,962 --> 00:13:18,506 You know you can. 139 00:13:20,716 --> 00:13:21,175 No. 140 00:13:21,717 --> 00:13:23,052 Please. 141 00:13:23,052 --> 00:13:24,637 Look, we have to see what he wanted to show us. 142 00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:25,763 We came all this way. 143 00:13:25,763 --> 00:13:27,723 The man's dead, Samantha. Just let him be. 144 00:13:27,723 --> 00:13:29,433 Oh, come on. 145 00:13:29,433 --> 00:13:31,352 Nobody's going to know. 146 00:13:32,686 --> 00:13:33,562 We might learn something. 147 00:13:34,605 --> 00:13:35,439 There could be 148 00:13:35,439 --> 00:13:38,651 unlisted videos about hidden temples. 149 00:13:39,068 --> 00:13:40,027 Mummies. 150 00:13:40,027 --> 00:13:42,029 Spookies. 151 00:13:42,029 --> 00:13:43,072 I bet they're there. 152 00:13:43,072 --> 00:13:43,531 Let's see. 153 00:13:43,531 --> 00:13:45,199 Let's explore. 154 00:13:46,867 --> 00:13:47,660 Please. 155 00:13:48,953 --> 00:13:49,662 I mean, 156 00:13:51,038 --> 00:13:52,665 you want to know, too. 157 00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:54,708 Right? 158 00:13:57,294 --> 00:13:59,129 Fine, fine, fine. 159 00:13:59,129 --> 00:14:00,464 You go get something to eat. 160 00:14:00,464 --> 00:14:01,131 Yes! 161 00:14:01,131 --> 00:14:02,550 Make it snappy. 162 00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:20,025 Hi? 163 00:14:34,665 --> 00:14:35,875 Here you go. 164 00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:36,917 Thank you. 165 00:14:36,917 --> 00:14:37,626 Wait. 166 00:14:37,626 --> 00:14:39,503 You're Samantha, the Nerd Warrrior, right? 167 00:14:40,087 --> 00:14:41,714 Oh my gosh. You recognize me? 168 00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:42,256 Yeah. 169 00:14:42,256 --> 00:14:44,800 You're here for all that weird stuff, right? 170 00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:45,843 Weird stuff? 171 00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:48,429 Let's chat. Back to work. 172 00:14:48,429 --> 00:14:51,015 Have a good night. 173 00:15:47,529 --> 00:15:48,781 No way. 174 00:16:02,503 --> 00:16:04,421 Okay, Mr. Rick Harding ... 175 00:16:05,255 --> 00:16:07,132 ... what are you up to? 176 00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:02,831 Rueben? 177 00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:05,042 Help me, Samantha. 178 00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:06,251 Please. 179 00:18:15,844 --> 00:18:16,386 I'm taking you 180 00:18:16,386 --> 00:18:18,055 to the emergency room. 181 00:18:20,891 --> 00:18:21,975 Grab your stuff. 182 00:18:21,975 --> 00:18:23,268 I'll take you. 183 00:18:24,436 --> 00:18:26,647 He's not feeling well. 184 00:18:27,856 --> 00:18:29,775 I understand. 185 00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:39,118 It's going to be okay. 186 00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:41,078 We're going to the hospital. 187 00:18:59,263 --> 00:19:01,598 Is this the way to the hospital? 188 00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:04,768 Where are you taking us? 189 00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:06,687 To a friend's house. 190 00:19:06,687 --> 00:19:07,354 Not far. 191 00:19:07,354 --> 00:19:07,896 No, no, no. 192 00:19:07,896 --> 00:19:09,398 He needs a hospital. 193 00:19:09,398 --> 00:19:11,483 He wants a positive for any condition. 194 00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:13,610 There's nothing the doctors can do for him. 195 00:19:13,610 --> 00:19:14,778 Let me out. 196 00:19:17,281 --> 00:19:18,615 He's got to work it out. 197 00:19:18,615 --> 00:19:19,199 What? 198 00:19:19,199 --> 00:19:20,450 The seed. 199 00:19:20,450 --> 00:19:21,785 What are you talking about? 200 00:19:21,785 --> 00:19:23,328 Of despair. 201 00:19:23,871 --> 00:19:27,124 His soul go to excreted it. Reject it. 202 00:19:27,249 --> 00:19:29,293 Then we have to destroy it. 203 00:19:29,293 --> 00:19:31,086 God, this is crazy. 204 00:19:31,378 --> 00:19:34,089 Would be the first time I've heard that. 205 00:19:34,089 --> 00:19:36,383 Stop the car. Let us out. 206 00:19:36,383 --> 00:19:36,925 Let 207 00:19:36,925 --> 00:19:37,384 me 208 00:19:37,384 --> 00:19:37,885 out! 209 00:19:37,885 --> 00:19:39,011 Samantha! 210 00:19:39,887 --> 00:19:40,971 Listen to me. 211 00:19:40,971 --> 00:19:42,431 It's going to be fine. 212 00:19:42,431 --> 00:19:43,724 Trust me. 213 00:19:46,768 --> 00:19:47,561 All right. 214 00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:49,479 Help him. 215 00:19:51,815 --> 00:19:54,776 Otherwise I will kill you. 216 00:20:15,672 --> 00:20:18,217 Hello, my old friend. 217 00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:19,968 Oh, let me help. 218 00:20:19,968 --> 00:20:21,386 Hi, I'm Norman. 219 00:20:21,386 --> 00:20:21,887 Samantha. 220 00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:24,181 And this is Reuben. 221 00:20:24,181 --> 00:20:25,015 Reuben. 222 00:20:25,015 --> 00:20:27,142 Reuben was my grandfather's name. 223 00:20:28,602 --> 00:20:29,561 Reuben, my friend. 224 00:20:29,561 --> 00:20:31,146 I'm not going to lie to you. 225 00:20:31,146 --> 00:20:32,606 It's going to be a rough night. 226 00:20:32,606 --> 00:20:35,025 Oh, I was hoping I was going to be alright. 227 00:20:35,984 --> 00:20:38,237 Oh, okay, that's all right. 228 00:20:45,786 --> 00:20:49,122 If he shits vomits, excretes anything, let me know. 229 00:20:49,498 --> 00:20:50,499 It's critical. 230 00:20:50,499 --> 00:20:52,084 And that's not sick? 231 00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:53,168 In need of a doctor? 232 00:20:55,295 --> 00:20:56,088 For later. 233 00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:57,089 And when you. need the bathroom 234 00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:59,466 it's right there. 235 00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:02,719 He's going to sleep for quite a few hours. 236 00:21:03,553 --> 00:21:04,554 Gestation. 237 00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:09,685 Gestation? 238 00:21:11,228 --> 00:21:12,854 Who the hell are you? 239 00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:14,106 How did you see the film? 240 00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:15,399 The lecture was last week. 241 00:21:15,399 --> 00:21:16,066 Film? 242 00:21:16,066 --> 00:21:18,819 Oh, you guys are so weird. 243 00:21:19,361 --> 00:21:20,862 Wait, 244 00:21:20,862 --> 00:21:23,115 does this have something to do with Rick Harding? 245 00:21:24,408 --> 00:21:25,784 Oh, shit. 246 00:21:26,034 --> 00:21:27,202 Reuben must have cracked it. 247 00:21:27,202 --> 00:21:28,495 The YiewTube channel. 248 00:21:28,495 --> 00:21:29,288 Harding's channel? 249 00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:30,289 I shut it down. 250 00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:32,207 You shut it down? 251 00:21:34,042 --> 00:21:35,585 Norman, your computer! 252 00:21:35,585 --> 00:21:38,213 It's in the office. 253 00:21:42,759 --> 00:21:43,635 It's up. 254 00:21:43,927 --> 00:21:47,014 He reactivated it while I was asleep. 255 00:21:47,014 --> 00:21:49,016 Damn, he's good. 256 00:21:49,766 --> 00:21:51,601 [Snoring] 257 00:21:51,768 --> 00:21:53,228 Thousands of views. 258 00:21:53,228 --> 00:21:54,313 Comments. 259 00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:57,399 Holy crap. 260 00:22:02,821 --> 00:22:03,363 Hey! 261 00:22:03,363 --> 00:22:04,364 I wanted to see that. 262 00:22:05,824 --> 00:22:08,035 We're in a world of shit. 263 00:22:12,039 --> 00:22:13,415 You like beer? 264 00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:15,125 Hate it. 265 00:22:15,292 --> 00:22:16,710 Sucks to be you. 266 00:22:17,210 --> 00:22:18,879 Oh, I've got Moscato. 267 00:22:19,463 --> 00:22:20,130 Done. 268 00:22:57,876 --> 00:22:59,419 Discussing me? 269 00:22:59,419 --> 00:23:02,297 My catatonic boyfriend? 270 00:23:03,715 --> 00:23:05,258 I thought you didn't like beer. 271 00:23:05,258 --> 00:23:06,051 Moscato's gone. 272 00:23:06,218 --> 00:23:07,219 Ah. 273 00:23:09,096 --> 00:23:11,014 I want to see the videos. 274 00:23:13,850 --> 00:23:16,520 Why did Rick Harding reach out to you? 275 00:23:16,937 --> 00:23:18,522 I'm a ViewTuber. 276 00:23:18,730 --> 00:23:21,316 The Nerd Warrior. 277 00:23:23,819 --> 00:23:25,612 I've got a following. 278 00:23:30,784 --> 00:23:33,453 I don't really follow social media. 279 00:23:34,621 --> 00:23:35,288 I know. 280 00:23:36,164 --> 00:23:38,083 You like porn, though? 281 00:23:39,501 --> 00:23:41,294 I've seen the bookmarks on your computer. 282 00:23:41,294 --> 00:23:43,505 I'm gonna go check on that pizza. 283 00:23:45,215 --> 00:23:47,217 Hi. What happened in time, Samantha? 284 00:23:47,217 --> 00:23:48,135 And I'm Rueben. 285 00:23:48,135 --> 00:23:49,428 And you know the deal. 286 00:23:49,553 --> 00:23:55,016 We are obsessed with all things creative, adventurous, and just plain fun. 287 00:23:55,100 --> 00:23:57,936 Come and learn, Quest. And explore with us. 288 00:23:58,061 --> 00:24:00,313 Nerd Warriors go! 289 00:24:02,315 --> 00:24:04,734 That is some freaky art. 290 00:24:06,194 --> 00:24:08,363 Someone sure needs a therapist. 291 00:24:13,118 --> 00:24:14,995 I like it, though. 292 00:24:16,830 --> 00:24:17,914 There cool. 293 00:24:19,124 --> 00:24:21,543 It's my contrarian nature. 294 00:24:21,543 --> 00:24:24,254 Appeals to the anarchy in my soul. 295 00:24:26,256 --> 00:24:28,425 You're going to fit right in. 296 00:24:28,633 --> 00:24:29,801 "G" 297 00:24:29,801 --> 00:24:31,720 Is that you? 298 00:24:33,221 --> 00:24:35,182 Oh, it is you. 299 00:24:36,975 --> 00:24:41,688 Who is the mysterious Mr. G, anyways? 300 00:24:58,121 --> 00:25:00,832 [wretching and groaning] 301 00:25:06,046 --> 00:25:07,631 Thank God, Samantha. 302 00:25:07,631 --> 00:25:09,799 I feel so much better. 303 00:25:12,135 --> 00:25:13,845 [Bubbling sounds] 304 00:25:13,845 --> 00:25:15,096 Holy moley. 305 00:25:15,096 --> 00:25:17,224 What? What? What is it?! 306 00:25:17,224 --> 00:25:18,475 Get out! 307 00:25:18,475 --> 00:25:19,643 There's a little snake thing. 308 00:25:19,643 --> 00:25:21,269 Coming out of the toilet! 309 00:25:21,645 --> 00:25:23,563 He just puked! 310 00:25:39,913 --> 00:25:41,540 Sorry about the bathroom, Norm. 311 00:25:41,540 --> 00:25:42,415 Go for it. 312 00:25:43,041 --> 00:25:44,543 You're gonna die. 313 00:25:45,210 --> 00:25:46,670 [Bam!] 314 00:25:47,379 --> 00:25:49,673 [Screaming] 315 00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:53,468 [Screeching] 316 00:25:53,468 --> 00:25:56,221 [Screeming] 317 00:25:59,975 --> 00:26:01,101 I think you got it. 318 00:26:03,562 --> 00:26:04,271 Good job. 319 00:26:04,271 --> 00:26:06,565 You guys suck. 320 00:26:07,274 --> 00:26:09,192 That was a lot of beating. 321 00:26:18,159 --> 00:26:19,286 You don't like beer? 322 00:26:19,953 --> 00:26:21,079 Why didn't you wake me? 323 00:26:21,079 --> 00:26:21,788 What? 324 00:26:21,788 --> 00:26:22,956 Last night? 325 00:26:23,456 --> 00:26:25,917 You hacked the channel right? 326 00:26:28,962 --> 00:26:29,754 Yeah. 327 00:26:31,089 --> 00:26:31,756 Yeah, I did. 328 00:26:31,756 --> 00:26:34,301 You're right. 329 00:26:36,761 --> 00:26:38,555 Oh, my God. 330 00:26:39,055 --> 00:26:40,765 Those videos. Holy shit. 331 00:26:40,765 --> 00:26:42,851 Those creepy videos. 332 00:26:44,519 --> 00:26:46,062 You made the video's public. 333 00:26:46,062 --> 00:26:46,605 I did? 334 00:26:46,605 --> 00:26:47,689 Yeah. 335 00:26:47,689 --> 00:26:48,732 Is that bad? 336 00:26:48,732 --> 00:26:50,859 You have no idea. 337 00:26:50,859 --> 00:26:53,111 All right, enough. 338 00:26:53,528 --> 00:26:55,614 What is with these videos? Let me see them. 339 00:26:55,822 --> 00:26:56,656 Huh. No. 340 00:26:56,656 --> 00:26:57,741 Who are you guys? 341 00:26:59,034 --> 00:27:00,910 They're archival films 342 00:27:00,910 --> 00:27:01,786 By Russians. 343 00:27:01,911 --> 00:27:03,163 About an event. 344 00:27:03,913 --> 00:27:06,166 A meteor crash in 1908. 345 00:27:06,499 --> 00:27:08,335 Except it wasn't a meteor. 346 00:27:08,335 --> 00:27:09,294 Please don't say spaceships. 347 00:27:09,294 --> 00:27:10,211 Shush. 348 00:27:10,211 --> 00:27:12,255 It impacted in Tunguska Russia. 349 00:27:12,255 --> 00:27:13,923 [Boom!] 350 00:27:13,923 --> 00:27:15,091 [Explosion] 351 00:27:24,809 --> 00:27:27,103 These were soulless beings. 352 00:27:27,103 --> 00:27:29,147 One in particular was infectious 353 00:27:29,147 --> 00:27:30,899 in its hate and spite. 354 00:27:32,901 --> 00:27:35,195 And the czar responded. 355 00:27:51,252 --> 00:27:52,629 They burned the beings from my world 356 00:27:52,629 --> 00:27:55,548 right to purgatory itself. 357 00:27:57,509 --> 00:27:58,510 Purgatory? 358 00:27:59,678 --> 00:28:02,138 Is this a metaphor? 359 00:28:02,138 --> 00:28:03,431 Suppressed. 360 00:28:03,431 --> 00:28:06,393 Stalinist and forgotten for 100 years 361 00:28:08,436 --> 00:28:11,272 until Rick Harding. 362 00:28:35,755 --> 00:28:36,965 A once famous, 363 00:28:36,965 --> 00:28:40,510 now aging archeologist still looking for the limelight? 364 00:28:41,261 --> 00:28:43,930 He had no idea where he was inviting back into the world. 365 00:28:44,764 --> 00:28:48,685 Those cinematographers had captured dark, essence and photochemistry. 366 00:28:49,602 --> 00:28:51,938 But Harding ignored his paranoid hauntings. 367 00:28:52,313 --> 00:28:55,358 Dismissed them as alcohol fueled delusions. 368 00:28:56,568 --> 00:28:59,112 Norman sent me a Reddit post about his upcoming lecture. 369 00:28:59,988 --> 00:29:01,865 It was the Tunguska that drew me in. 370 00:29:01,865 --> 00:29:03,074 Thanks for joining us tonight. 371 00:29:03,074 --> 00:29:03,491 You bet. 372 00:29:03,491 --> 00:29:05,827 I hope you'll enjoy it. I think you will. 373 00:29:05,827 --> 00:29:07,662 Hello. Pleasure to meet you. 374 00:29:08,747 --> 00:29:11,499 In the basement in Bulgaria 375 00:29:11,499 --> 00:29:13,752 about a year and a half ago. 376 00:29:14,544 --> 00:29:16,546 I had a contact there 377 00:29:16,546 --> 00:29:19,966 in my dealings as an anthropologist and an archeologist. 378 00:29:19,966 --> 00:29:21,092 And he alerted me to it. 379 00:29:21,092 --> 00:29:21,509 They were. 380 00:29:21,509 --> 00:29:24,512 As shocked as I can see on your faces 381 00:29:24,512 --> 00:29:26,389 that you're pretty shocked at what you're seeing as well. 382 00:29:26,389 --> 00:29:30,268 As soon as I saw the footage, I recognized them for what they were. 383 00:29:30,268 --> 00:29:31,352 Why? 384 00:29:31,352 --> 00:29:33,772 The creatures in the film were familiar 385 00:29:34,272 --> 00:29:37,859 because I had already encountered, confronted and defeated them before. 386 00:29:38,234 --> 00:29:41,029 So they were real. 387 00:29:41,029 --> 00:29:41,738 I want to see them. 388 00:29:41,738 --> 00:29:42,489 No you don't? 389 00:29:42,489 --> 00:29:43,323 Yes, I do. 390 00:29:43,323 --> 00:29:43,907 You don't. 391 00:29:43,907 --> 00:29:45,033 Yes. 392 00:29:45,033 --> 00:29:48,828 In seeing the film, I just assumed they were merely echoes of dread 393 00:29:48,828 --> 00:29:50,455 from the past. 394 00:29:51,080 --> 00:29:52,332 I was wrong. 395 00:29:52,874 --> 00:29:54,334 Why wrong? 396 00:29:54,334 --> 00:29:55,960 I don't understand. 397 00:30:03,551 --> 00:30:04,969 Thank you very much. 398 00:30:04,969 --> 00:30:07,764 Thanks ... thank you. 399 00:30:09,516 --> 00:30:11,935 Thank you. 400 00:30:12,477 --> 00:30:17,106 [Toilet flushing] 401 00:30:21,528 --> 00:30:24,405 Hello Mrs. Bennett. 402 00:30:25,031 --> 00:30:28,243 I would go in there if I were you. 403 00:30:28,243 --> 00:30:30,036 Phew. 404 00:30:47,303 --> 00:30:49,138 How was the lecture? 405 00:30:49,138 --> 00:30:51,933 Honestly, I'm sorry I went. 406 00:30:52,684 --> 00:30:55,061 Some things are best left unseen. 407 00:30:55,395 --> 00:30:56,980 Glad I missed it. 408 00:30:57,313 --> 00:31:00,358 Oh. Oh. 409 00:31:46,029 --> 00:31:47,405 Sleep well, Mr. G? 410 00:31:47,405 --> 00:31:48,489 Ah, not really. 411 00:31:48,489 --> 00:31:49,198 Oh? 412 00:31:49,198 --> 00:31:51,659 I'll be checking out today. 413 00:31:51,659 --> 00:31:53,411 Mrs. Bennett? 414 00:31:53,453 --> 00:31:55,079 Mrs. Bennett? 415 00:31:55,246 --> 00:31:56,414 Oh. 416 00:31:56,623 --> 00:31:59,626 Where has that naughty cat gotten off too? 417 00:32:14,223 --> 00:32:17,226 Mrs. Bennett? 418 00:32:28,363 --> 00:32:29,405 I followed. 419 00:32:29,739 --> 00:32:31,240 Oh. This is good. 420 00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:32,033 Get your video camera. 421 00:32:32,033 --> 00:32:32,867 I don't want too. 422 00:32:32,867 --> 00:32:33,826 Get your video camera! 423 00:32:33,826 --> 00:32:34,869 Okay, okay. 424 00:33:52,196 --> 00:33:53,156 Ah. 425 00:33:53,156 --> 00:33:54,699 Gordon, 426 00:33:54,699 --> 00:33:58,161 have you come to join me at last? 427 00:33:58,161 --> 00:34:01,497 [Deep echoing laughter] 428 00:34:08,087 --> 00:34:10,631 Hey, don't go in there. 429 00:34:10,923 --> 00:34:11,716 Stop! 430 00:34:12,592 --> 00:34:15,053 Something terrible's in there. 431 00:34:16,054 --> 00:34:17,096 Stop! 432 00:34:17,680 --> 00:34:19,098 Stop!! 433 00:34:19,932 --> 00:34:21,350 Stop!!! 434 00:34:54,509 --> 00:34:56,010 Forget something, did we? 435 00:34:56,427 --> 00:34:58,805 I'll be staying longer, if you don't mind, Mr. Bellatrix? 436 00:34:58,805 --> 00:35:00,306 Oh, that'd be fine. 437 00:35:00,306 --> 00:35:01,265 Same room, then? 438 00:35:04,685 --> 00:35:05,603 Mr. G? 439 00:35:06,395 --> 00:35:08,731 You haven't seen Mrs. Bennett, have you? 440 00:35:10,775 --> 00:35:13,277 You may call me Gordon, Mrs. Bellatrix. 441 00:35:16,531 --> 00:35:17,907 The background check came back just fine. 442 00:35:17,907 --> 00:35:19,158 And you are good to go. 443 00:35:19,158 --> 00:35:20,076 Thanks. 444 00:35:20,076 --> 00:35:21,327 Yes, thank you, sir. 445 00:37:15,775 --> 00:37:17,151 It was gone. 446 00:37:17,235 --> 00:37:18,653 Holy shit. 447 00:37:19,237 --> 00:37:20,821 This is the juice. 448 00:37:20,821 --> 00:37:22,573 Okay, so many questions. 449 00:37:22,573 --> 00:37:24,492 Ah. The beast. 450 00:37:24,492 --> 00:37:26,202 We're going to call it for the channel. 451 00:37:26,202 --> 00:37:26,911 It needs a name. 452 00:37:26,911 --> 00:37:28,287 The Despiser. 453 00:37:29,705 --> 00:37:30,706 Really? 454 00:37:31,916 --> 00:37:34,043 Yeah. That sucks. 455 00:37:34,752 --> 00:37:35,962 Never mind. 456 00:37:35,962 --> 00:37:37,213 Proceed. 457 00:37:39,423 --> 00:37:41,676 Oh, yes, Mr. Gordon. 458 00:37:41,676 --> 00:37:43,844 Yeah? I remember you from the other night. 459 00:37:43,844 --> 00:37:45,763 It's affecting everybody that sees it. 460 00:37:45,763 --> 00:37:46,639 No, wait a second. 461 00:37:46,639 --> 00:37:47,848 I didn't think he'd believe me. 462 00:37:47,848 --> 00:37:49,267 You're being dramatic, don't you think? 463 00:37:49,267 --> 00:37:50,977 I had to find them. 464 00:37:50,977 --> 00:37:52,561 Lecture attendees. 465 00:37:52,561 --> 00:37:54,105 The infected. 466 00:37:55,064 --> 00:37:56,649 They were bringing it back. 467 00:37:56,649 --> 00:37:59,193 One meat sack at a time. 468 00:37:59,193 --> 00:38:01,612 Contributing to its mass of spiteful horror. 469 00:38:01,612 --> 00:38:02,697 Ick. 470 00:38:02,697 --> 00:38:06,325 I realize I could see a shimmer around those carrying the seed. 471 00:38:07,118 --> 00:38:08,202 An aura. 472 00:38:08,494 --> 00:38:10,204 I saw that too. 473 00:39:09,305 --> 00:39:10,014 Miss? 474 00:39:10,014 --> 00:39:12,016 Quit following us! 475 00:39:12,016 --> 00:39:13,059 Where is he? 476 00:39:13,684 --> 00:39:14,560 Where are you going? 477 00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:15,603 You can't stop us. 478 00:39:16,437 --> 00:39:17,938 [Scream] 479 00:39:17,938 --> 00:39:20,441 [Growling] 480 00:39:22,193 --> 00:39:24,320 [Snarling] 481 00:39:25,154 --> 00:39:26,405 [Gunshot] 482 00:39:28,824 --> 00:39:31,160 I never found the other two. 483 00:39:31,952 --> 00:39:34,038 You ... shot her? 484 00:39:35,956 --> 00:39:37,375 The goth girl? 485 00:39:38,125 --> 00:39:38,959 Except 486 00:39:39,668 --> 00:39:43,422 they weren't people anymore. 487 00:39:45,299 --> 00:39:46,342 Okay. 488 00:39:46,342 --> 00:39:47,510 Um. 489 00:39:47,885 --> 00:39:49,178 We're good. We're good. 490 00:39:49,178 --> 00:39:50,096 Thank you. 491 00:39:50,096 --> 00:39:54,725 And thank you for your hospitality. 492 00:39:54,850 --> 00:39:56,477 Rueben is feeling much better right now. 493 00:39:56,477 --> 00:39:57,269 I feel much better. 494 00:39:57,311 --> 00:39:58,062 Thank you. 495 00:39:58,229 --> 00:39:58,729 Yeah. 496 00:39:58,729 --> 00:40:00,981 Say, Norman, you have a car, right? 497 00:40:00,981 --> 00:40:03,401 Yeah, what's happening? 498 00:40:03,401 --> 00:40:05,027 Shoes are in the bedroom, hon. 499 00:40:05,653 --> 00:40:07,238 She's scared. 500 00:40:07,238 --> 00:40:08,072 No. 501 00:40:10,699 --> 00:40:11,700 Yeah. 502 00:40:12,243 --> 00:40:12,576 Yeah. 503 00:40:12,576 --> 00:40:13,494 I am scared. 504 00:40:13,494 --> 00:40:15,329 Good. 505 00:40:15,329 --> 00:40:16,705 You just might live through this. 506 00:40:16,705 --> 00:40:19,125 You know, this got too real, too quick. 507 00:40:19,875 --> 00:40:22,628 We'd like to go. 508 00:40:24,463 --> 00:40:27,425 Is that a problem? 509 00:40:29,718 --> 00:40:31,846 Because of the videos you two released. 510 00:40:31,846 --> 00:40:34,056 Evil is spreading to an ill prepared audience. 511 00:40:34,432 --> 00:40:36,016 Witnesses are tainted. 512 00:40:36,016 --> 00:40:37,560 Infected. 513 00:40:37,560 --> 00:40:40,438 Manifesting necrotic tissue. 514 00:40:40,438 --> 00:40:42,815 People are coming from all corners of the earth 515 00:40:43,524 --> 00:40:46,610 by plane, train and car. 516 00:40:47,361 --> 00:40:50,531 Housewives, carpenters, teens. 517 00:40:50,531 --> 00:40:52,491 Voyeurs to Harding's horrors. 518 00:40:53,033 --> 00:40:55,494 They're in transit now, heading here. 519 00:40:55,494 --> 00:40:57,663 Summoned by it's a subversive call. 520 00:40:59,373 --> 00:41:01,041 A dark revolution 521 00:41:01,041 --> 00:41:04,628 to will evil, back into existence with seduced fealty and flesh. 522 00:41:05,254 --> 00:41:07,256 And it's up to us to hold the line. 523 00:41:07,756 --> 00:41:12,136 We've got to find it and destroy it. 524 00:41:13,471 --> 00:41:16,599 We would like a ride back now. 525 00:41:16,932 --> 00:41:18,601 Please. 526 00:41:54,595 --> 00:41:56,639 Holy shit balls, Rueben. 527 00:41:57,681 --> 00:41:58,724 I mean, do we call the police? 528 00:41:58,724 --> 00:42:00,100 We've his confession on camera. 529 00:42:00,100 --> 00:42:01,268 Shush! 530 00:42:01,268 --> 00:42:04,313 He's right down the hall. 531 00:42:05,147 --> 00:42:07,525 I'm taking you to an actual doctor tomorrow. 532 00:42:08,776 --> 00:42:11,320 It's fine by me, but I do feel better. 533 00:42:12,988 --> 00:42:16,617 Coughing up demon toads. 534 00:42:19,495 --> 00:42:22,206 Hopefully he doesn't murder us in our sleep. 535 00:42:22,206 --> 00:42:25,042 Just don't wake me if he does. 536 00:44:16,153 --> 00:44:17,196 Sam? 537 00:44:28,123 --> 00:44:30,042 We let this out. 538 00:44:30,626 --> 00:44:33,295 We have to end it. 539 00:44:56,443 --> 00:44:58,821 So what's the plan? 540 00:44:58,821 --> 00:44:59,405 To stop it? 541 00:44:59,405 --> 00:45:00,656 This ... um 542 00:45:00,656 --> 00:45:01,657 Despiser? 543 00:45:01,657 --> 00:45:03,909 Yes. Despiser. 544 00:45:03,909 --> 00:45:07,329 When they arrive, the people, the audience, the video infected. 545 00:45:07,871 --> 00:45:09,373 And they will. 546 00:45:09,456 --> 00:45:10,541 We will follow them. 547 00:45:10,541 --> 00:45:11,959 They'll take us to our quarry. 548 00:45:11,959 --> 00:45:13,043 To the beast. 549 00:45:13,043 --> 00:45:15,003 And then we'll burn it back to hell. 550 00:45:15,003 --> 00:45:16,922 With fire! 551 00:45:16,922 --> 00:45:18,048 [Spoon drops.] 552 00:45:20,801 --> 00:45:21,802 Sounds dangerous. 553 00:45:21,802 --> 00:45:22,553 Photogenic. 554 00:45:22,553 --> 00:45:23,846 By then, it could be huge. 555 00:45:23,846 --> 00:45:24,763 Unstoppable. 556 00:45:24,763 --> 00:45:25,556 Agreed. 557 00:45:25,556 --> 00:45:30,602 Well, since we have a head start, I have a better idea. 558 00:45:45,367 --> 00:45:47,536 I love the fact that you're comfortable with this. 559 00:45:51,457 --> 00:45:53,876 We cut the little bastard loose 560 00:45:53,876 --> 00:45:56,503 and follow it to Big Daddy. 561 00:45:56,503 --> 00:45:58,505 Now you're thinking like a killer. 562 00:46:02,468 --> 00:46:03,469 What do you think? 563 00:46:04,011 --> 00:46:05,804 Is a cute? 564 00:46:05,804 --> 00:46:06,847 Like ... 565 00:46:07,514 --> 00:46:10,017 in anyway? 566 00:46:10,017 --> 00:46:10,893 Rueben? 567 00:46:11,226 --> 00:46:12,394 Well, you think? 568 00:46:13,228 --> 00:46:14,021 You kidding me? 569 00:46:15,105 --> 00:46:17,524 I guess it's a no. 570 00:46:22,529 --> 00:46:24,448 You look like a prepper Elmer Fudd. 571 00:46:24,448 --> 00:46:27,034 Oh, he's hunting wrabbits. 572 00:46:27,826 --> 00:46:30,204 This is not productive. 573 00:46:30,204 --> 00:46:33,665 I'm a county worker, a fuel pumper, a taxpayer, 574 00:46:34,041 --> 00:46:37,294 a veteran, and one eternally patient friend of 575 00:46:37,294 --> 00:46:38,545 Mr. Gordon Haige 576 00:46:39,463 --> 00:46:41,340 We served in the Navy together. 577 00:46:41,340 --> 00:46:43,133 Oh. 578 00:46:43,133 --> 00:46:44,927 And now I'm leaving. 579 00:46:45,219 --> 00:46:48,472 Leaving you to competent hands. 580 00:46:52,226 --> 00:46:54,770 He can be a real dick. 581 00:46:54,770 --> 00:46:56,814 Well, since he got back from Purgatory. 582 00:46:58,023 --> 00:46:59,358 So that's twice you've said that. 583 00:46:59,358 --> 00:47:01,276 I thought he was an artist. 584 00:47:01,527 --> 00:47:03,403 Long story. 585 00:47:03,403 --> 00:47:04,238 But not now. 586 00:47:04,238 --> 00:47:06,490 My monster fighting friends. 587 00:47:06,490 --> 00:47:07,699 You can start the camera. 588 00:47:07,699 --> 00:47:09,368 Oh, sure, 589 00:47:09,952 --> 00:47:11,703 Have you ever fired a gun? 590 00:47:11,703 --> 00:47:12,287 Yes. 591 00:47:12,287 --> 00:47:13,539 Yeah. 592 00:47:13,956 --> 00:47:19,211 Okay, well this is an AR-15 and contrary to popular belief, 593 00:47:19,211 --> 00:47:23,048 the "AR" does not stand for assault rifle or automatic rifle. 594 00:47:23,090 --> 00:47:25,050 It stands for Armalite rifle. 595 00:47:25,050 --> 00:47:25,717 Correct. 596 00:47:25,717 --> 00:47:27,094 Yeah, it's essentially an. M-16. 597 00:47:27,094 --> 00:47:28,595 But it does not have exploding bullets. 598 00:47:28,637 --> 00:47:30,305 Rather, the smaller rounds 599 00:47:30,305 --> 00:47:32,266 the high velocity bullets creating that hydrostatic shock. 600 00:47:32,266 --> 00:47:34,226 It's basically a military weapon. 601 00:47:34,226 --> 00:47:36,353 It's just not capable of fully automatic fire. 602 00:47:36,353 --> 00:47:37,604 You wouldn't want to do that anyway. 603 00:47:37,604 --> 00:47:39,189 No, it decreases accuracy. 604 00:47:39,189 --> 00:47:41,275 All of that is correct. 605 00:47:41,733 --> 00:47:43,360 We did a special about it on our channel. 606 00:47:43,360 --> 00:47:45,571 It was really good. It's really good 607 00:47:46,196 --> 00:47:47,197 Okay. 608 00:47:47,197 --> 00:47:49,157 Wanna fire off a few practice rounds? 609 00:47:49,157 --> 00:47:50,325 Hell, yes! 610 00:47:50,325 --> 00:48:04,298 [Gunfire! and exploding glass.] 611 00:48:05,507 --> 00:48:07,134 Holy shit balls. 612 00:48:07,509 --> 00:48:09,803 Nerd Warriors, go! 613 00:48:15,601 --> 00:48:17,519 Well, they don't suck. 614 00:48:18,270 --> 00:48:19,646 Are they're going to get us killed? 615 00:48:19,646 --> 00:48:20,814 More importantly, 616 00:48:20,814 --> 00:48:22,441 are we going to get them killed? 617 00:48:22,441 --> 00:48:23,525 Hmm. 618 00:48:24,276 --> 00:48:25,611 We made a video 619 00:48:25,611 --> 00:48:27,946 of me teaching them how to shoot. 620 00:48:27,946 --> 00:48:30,157 It could be pretty cool if you're into that sort of thing. 621 00:48:30,282 --> 00:48:31,366 Hmm. 622 00:48:31,366 --> 00:48:32,826 Could call the police. 623 00:48:32,826 --> 00:48:34,453 Get the authorities involved. 624 00:48:34,453 --> 00:48:36,496 Homeland Security, maybe. 625 00:48:36,496 --> 00:48:37,998 It's an awful lot to explain. 626 00:48:37,998 --> 00:48:41,209 By then even if they let us out of jail it would be way too late. 627 00:48:41,209 --> 00:48:43,295 Bureaucracy, red tape. 628 00:48:43,295 --> 00:48:45,255 Like the COVID response. 629 00:48:45,255 --> 00:48:46,465 Another brand of hell. 630 00:48:46,465 --> 00:48:49,301 You really are a crusty old bastard. You know that? 631 00:48:49,301 --> 00:48:52,512 Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. 632 00:48:53,221 --> 00:48:54,681 Fortune cookie advice. 633 00:48:54,681 --> 00:48:56,266 Ooh, maps! 634 00:48:56,266 --> 00:48:58,018 Battle plans. 635 00:48:58,018 --> 00:48:59,227 Where'd you get the map? 636 00:48:59,227 --> 00:49:01,396 I work for the gas company. 637 00:49:01,396 --> 00:49:02,648 Called before you dig. 638 00:49:02,648 --> 00:49:03,815 I don't understand. 639 00:49:03,815 --> 00:49:04,191 It was a big campaign ... 640 00:49:05,108 --> 00:49:06,026 [Camera beep] 641 00:49:06,026 --> 00:49:06,944 Must we? 642 00:49:06,944 --> 00:49:08,612 Oh, maybe later, babe. 643 00:49:08,612 --> 00:49:12,324 Focus, please. 644 00:49:29,132 --> 00:49:31,301 Let's see where nightmares goes to nest. 645 00:49:41,269 --> 00:49:42,938 You're gonna die. 646 00:49:46,233 --> 00:49:46,733 Bitch! 647 00:49:47,275 --> 00:49:48,193 Oh, jeeze. 648 00:50:09,506 --> 00:50:10,924 I am too old for this shit. 649 00:50:28,191 --> 00:50:29,860 You're gonna die!!!! 650 00:50:29,860 --> 00:50:31,236 [Maniacal laughter] 651 00:50:32,362 --> 00:50:34,823 A little turd. 652 00:50:39,286 --> 00:50:40,871 It escaped into the culvert. 653 00:50:41,038 --> 00:50:42,122 Oh. 654 00:50:45,167 --> 00:50:46,960 Shit balls. 655 00:50:50,130 --> 00:50:52,007 I'm going to kill my demon, baby. 656 00:50:52,007 --> 00:50:53,050 No objections. 657 00:50:53,050 --> 00:50:54,009 That is so weird. 658 00:50:55,302 --> 00:50:56,636 Are you having a heart attack? 659 00:50:56,636 --> 00:50:58,180 Piss off. 660 00:50:59,931 --> 00:51:00,515 Well, 661 00:51:00,515 --> 00:51:01,641 we know it's in there. 662 00:51:01,641 --> 00:51:04,811 I'm guessing it's at the heart of this junction of these spillways. 663 00:51:04,811 --> 00:51:06,021 We'll split up. 664 00:51:06,021 --> 00:51:09,608 Rueben, Samantha, head for the East conduit by the creek. 665 00:51:09,608 --> 00:51:11,610 If it's large enough, send that drone in. Can you do that? 666 00:51:12,110 --> 00:51:14,738 I think so. And there's obstacle detection. 667 00:51:14,738 --> 00:51:16,364 I don't even know what that means. 668 00:51:16,364 --> 00:51:17,741 You're only to recon. 669 00:51:18,033 --> 00:51:19,284 Do not go in alone. 670 00:51:19,284 --> 00:51:20,619 Understood? 671 00:51:20,952 --> 00:51:24,122 Norman and I will take this tunnel, the West conduit. 672 00:51:25,290 --> 00:51:26,792 Okay, walkie talkie check. 673 00:51:27,918 --> 00:51:28,585 [Distortion] 674 00:51:28,585 --> 00:51:30,420 NERD WARRIORS GO! 675 00:51:31,379 --> 00:51:34,424 Sorry. I'll be good. 676 00:51:34,633 --> 00:51:35,884 Samantha here. 677 00:51:36,384 --> 00:51:37,761 Was she always like this? 678 00:51:37,761 --> 00:51:39,346 Oh, you get used to it. 679 00:51:40,055 --> 00:51:41,348 Rueben here. Check. 680 00:51:42,182 --> 00:51:43,433 Norm's good. 681 00:51:44,434 --> 00:51:47,229 Gordon. Out. 682 00:51:47,479 --> 00:51:49,689 Stick to the UHF frequencies. 683 00:51:49,689 --> 00:51:51,775 They've got a better chance of working underground. 684 00:51:53,652 --> 00:51:55,737 Try not to burn yourself. 685 00:51:56,279 --> 00:51:57,864 Not on my bucket list. 686 00:52:00,033 --> 00:52:02,244 More combat lessons! 687 00:52:04,371 --> 00:52:07,415 Never, ever try this at home. 688 00:52:08,625 --> 00:52:10,544 Unless you're fighting monsters and shit. 689 00:52:18,135 --> 00:52:21,054 Oh, go, go, go, go. 690 00:52:29,479 --> 00:52:31,898 We're going to jail, aren't we? 691 00:52:31,898 --> 00:52:34,192 Probably. 692 00:52:45,495 --> 00:52:47,831 How are you doing? 693 00:52:48,456 --> 00:52:51,710 Not sure really. 694 00:52:52,294 --> 00:52:55,005 Operating on autopilot. 695 00:52:55,005 --> 00:52:58,300 Compartmentalize, I guess. 696 00:52:58,675 --> 00:52:59,509 Scared. 697 00:52:59,759 --> 00:53:00,635 Mostly. 698 00:53:01,219 --> 00:53:02,721 Excited, though, 699 00:53:03,680 --> 00:53:06,099 but mostly scared. 700 00:53:06,224 --> 00:53:08,685 You're so hot when you're scared. 701 00:53:09,019 --> 00:53:10,812 Funny boy. 702 00:53:11,980 --> 00:53:13,106 You? 703 00:53:13,815 --> 00:53:14,441 Yeah. 704 00:53:14,900 --> 00:53:17,235 I'm scared. 705 00:53:17,402 --> 00:53:20,322 But, you know, on the bright side, 706 00:53:20,322 --> 00:53:24,826 this is going to make an excellent episode of Nerd Warriors. 707 00:53:30,415 --> 00:53:31,333 Hey. 708 00:53:32,083 --> 00:53:33,001 You mean everything to me? 709 00:53:34,002 --> 00:53:36,379 You know that. 710 00:53:36,379 --> 00:53:37,422 Everything. 711 00:53:40,091 --> 00:53:41,551 I ... I ... I ... 712 00:53:41,551 --> 00:53:44,512 I need you to stay safe. 713 00:53:45,222 --> 00:53:46,556 I love you, Reuben. 714 00:53:48,516 --> 00:53:50,560 Who else would put up with me? 715 00:53:50,560 --> 00:53:52,604 Oh, Samantha. 716 00:53:53,021 --> 00:53:55,357 Nobody would put up with you. 717 00:53:57,567 --> 00:53:58,235 Well, 718 00:53:59,611 --> 00:54:01,905 here we go. 719 00:54:02,239 --> 00:54:04,699 Into the woods. 720 00:54:04,991 --> 00:54:08,870 It's the last midnight. 721 00:54:09,704 --> 00:54:11,998 It's the last wish. 722 00:54:12,415 --> 00:54:15,460 Soon it will be boom squish! 723 00:54:16,836 --> 00:54:19,631 God., I hope not. 724 00:54:24,344 --> 00:54:25,345 Did you see that? 725 00:54:25,845 --> 00:54:27,138 Yeah. 726 00:54:30,100 --> 00:54:32,519 Oh, my God. 727 00:54:32,560 --> 00:54:33,687 Sam, step back. 728 00:54:33,687 --> 00:54:36,398 I can see the aura. 729 00:54:37,023 --> 00:54:39,067 They're looking at us. 730 00:54:41,945 --> 00:54:43,446 Okay, stay calm. 731 00:54:43,571 --> 00:54:45,699 I'm just going to slowly back ... 732 00:54:46,783 --> 00:54:47,284 ... away. 733 00:54:49,327 --> 00:54:50,078 Hi. 734 00:54:51,371 --> 00:54:53,206 Don't mind us. 735 00:54:53,623 --> 00:54:55,250 Just shootin' a video. 736 00:54:58,753 --> 00:55:00,463 No, no, no, no, no. 737 00:55:04,843 --> 00:55:05,677 Oh, shit. 738 00:55:05,677 --> 00:55:06,428 Hands up. 739 00:55:06,428 --> 00:55:06,928 I'm sorry. 740 00:55:06,928 --> 00:55:07,887 I'm so sorry. 741 00:55:07,887 --> 00:55:08,513 They're coming. 742 00:55:08,513 --> 00:55:09,806 Don't move. 743 00:55:11,266 --> 00:55:12,267 What is that? 744 00:55:12,267 --> 00:55:13,435 What are you wearing? 745 00:55:13,435 --> 00:55:15,729 Okay, don't. Don't shoot. Careful, please. 746 00:55:16,271 --> 00:55:21,609 I know this is going to sound really awful and weird, but these are bombs. 747 00:55:21,609 --> 00:55:22,610 Ah, jeez. 748 00:55:22,610 --> 00:55:23,278 I so don't want to burn. 749 00:55:23,278 --> 00:55:24,612 I'll take them off. 750 00:55:24,612 --> 00:55:25,947 Get your knees now! 751 00:55:25,947 --> 00:55:27,407 Okay. 752 00:55:28,158 --> 00:55:30,243 Where's Reuben? 753 00:55:35,248 --> 00:55:37,417 What the hell? 754 00:55:37,751 --> 00:55:38,793 No! 755 00:55:39,669 --> 00:55:40,503 Oh! 756 00:55:40,503 --> 00:55:42,005 [Gunshot] 757 00:55:47,886 --> 00:55:49,512 I've already been seeded. 758 00:55:50,013 --> 00:55:53,641 Oh. Oh, I'm sorry. 759 00:55:54,225 --> 00:55:57,312 I'm sorry. I'm trying to stop it. 760 00:55:57,312 --> 00:56:00,106 Sorry. 761 00:56:09,324 --> 00:56:10,700 Oh. No. 762 00:56:15,413 --> 00:56:16,915 Reuben! 763 00:56:17,999 --> 00:56:19,959 Reuben!!! 764 00:56:28,927 --> 00:56:30,845 You know, you should really visit more often. 765 00:56:30,845 --> 00:56:32,347 We have so much fun. 766 00:56:33,014 --> 00:56:34,265 Hanging out. 767 00:56:34,265 --> 00:56:35,975 Relaxing. 768 00:56:36,101 --> 00:56:37,936 Talking about the good old days. 769 00:56:38,686 --> 00:56:41,940 Discovering sewers with slimy monsters. 770 00:56:42,649 --> 00:56:44,317 Just the barrel of monkeys. 771 00:56:44,317 --> 00:56:45,443 Exactly. 772 00:56:45,819 --> 00:56:47,946 And I forgot how talkitive you were. 773 00:56:47,946 --> 00:56:49,656 Hardly get a word in edgewise. 774 00:56:49,656 --> 00:56:51,449 Uh huh. 775 00:56:52,325 --> 00:56:55,912 You know, we really haven't spoken since Maggie. 776 00:56:56,663 --> 00:56:59,499 I'm really sorry, man. 777 00:57:01,835 --> 00:57:04,629 I appreciate that. 778 00:57:06,464 --> 00:57:10,260 So I've got an idea. 779 00:57:10,301 --> 00:57:12,637 Couldn't land this in prison forever. 780 00:57:12,637 --> 00:57:13,346 Wow me. 781 00:57:13,346 --> 00:57:15,014 My access to Temper Petroleum. 782 00:57:15,640 --> 00:57:17,475 I'm their delivery foreman. 783 00:57:17,475 --> 00:57:18,893 You knew that, right? 784 00:57:18,893 --> 00:57:19,727 Yeah. What's your point? 785 00:57:19,727 --> 00:57:22,105 What if this Despiser is huge? 786 00:57:23,022 --> 00:57:23,898 Massive. 787 00:57:23,898 --> 00:57:25,775 Beyond Molotov cocktail massive. 788 00:57:25,775 --> 00:57:26,651 Go on. 789 00:57:26,651 --> 00:57:29,320 I go up to the firm. Get a gas truck. 790 00:57:29,320 --> 00:57:32,532 Drive it to the highest drainage entry point. 791 00:57:32,532 --> 00:57:34,742 Spill of fuel into the sewer. 792 00:57:34,742 --> 00:57:36,286 And burn him out. 793 00:57:37,620 --> 00:57:40,039 That's crazy. 794 00:57:40,248 --> 00:57:42,667 [Rumbling] 795 00:57:45,503 --> 00:57:49,090 I think that rumbling just reinforced my point. 796 00:57:49,090 --> 00:57:51,050 I hate it when you make sense. 797 00:58:29,547 --> 00:58:31,216 Good. 798 00:58:34,427 --> 00:58:35,637 Good. 799 00:58:40,141 --> 00:58:41,392 Good. 800 00:58:44,646 --> 00:58:45,480 Gordon. 801 00:58:46,064 --> 00:58:48,816 They've taken Rueben into the sewer. 802 00:58:49,025 --> 00:58:50,151 I'm going in. 803 00:58:50,443 --> 00:58:52,612 Samantha. No wait. We'll come to you. 804 00:58:52,612 --> 00:58:55,740 I can't leave him. 805 00:58:55,740 --> 00:58:57,367 [Mr. G] No. Wait. We'll come to you. 806 00:59:44,205 --> 00:59:45,206 Samantha. 807 00:59:45,582 --> 00:59:47,125 Samantha! 808 00:59:47,125 --> 00:59:48,293 Damn it. 809 00:59:48,293 --> 00:59:50,003 You know this network better than I do. 810 00:59:50,003 --> 00:59:50,878 Go for it. 811 00:59:50,878 --> 00:59:52,338 Head for the high ground. 812 00:59:52,338 --> 00:59:53,172 Get your tanker. 813 00:59:53,172 --> 00:59:54,048 Flood the tunnels. 814 00:59:54,048 --> 00:59:56,050 But on my signal. 815 00:59:56,050 --> 00:59:58,595 You got it, brother. 816 00:59:58,886 --> 01:00:00,680 Let's get after it 817 01:00:01,347 --> 01:00:02,473 Love you brother. 818 01:00:03,933 --> 01:00:05,226 You're a dick. 819 01:00:39,344 --> 01:00:40,678 Oh, no, no, 820 01:00:40,678 --> 01:00:42,263 no, no, no. 821 01:00:51,064 --> 01:00:52,482 Dear viewer, 822 01:00:52,899 --> 01:00:55,318 if this video 823 01:00:55,318 --> 01:00:57,654 survives or. 824 01:00:57,654 --> 01:01:00,657 I don't know, makes it into the cloud, 825 01:01:00,657 --> 01:01:03,701 I just want to go on record. 826 01:01:04,327 --> 01:01:05,745 I am scared 827 01:01:06,037 --> 01:01:07,205 shitless. 828 01:01:08,456 --> 01:01:10,667 Creepy stuff is ahead. 829 01:01:11,834 --> 01:01:14,587 Are you not entertained? 830 01:01:20,885 --> 01:01:21,969 Okay. 831 01:01:21,969 --> 01:01:24,597 [Distant screams] 832 01:01:26,099 --> 01:01:42,990 [Horrific screams] 833 01:01:42,990 --> 01:01:44,742 I'm sorry. 834 01:01:45,201 --> 01:01:46,077 I'm so 835 01:01:47,036 --> 01:01:49,330 sorry. 836 01:01:51,082 --> 01:01:52,792 Have you seen Rueben? 837 01:01:52,792 --> 01:01:54,794 [Screams] 838 01:01:54,794 --> 01:01:56,337 Oh, have you seen Ruben? 839 01:01:56,337 --> 01:02:09,100 [Screams] 840 01:03:06,824 --> 01:03:08,576 Rueben? 841 01:03:09,577 --> 01:03:11,579 Rueben?!!! 842 01:03:11,954 --> 01:03:14,332 Rueben, are you here?!!! 843 01:03:14,582 --> 01:03:16,334 Let me know where you are. 844 01:03:32,767 --> 01:03:38,397 Wow, the Army Corps of Engineers gets a gold star. 845 01:03:47,448 --> 01:03:48,407 Rueben. 846 01:03:50,535 --> 01:03:51,577 Gordon. 847 01:03:52,203 --> 01:03:54,831 Norman. 848 01:03:54,831 --> 01:03:56,082 Anyone? 849 01:03:57,083 --> 01:03:58,292 Can anyone hear me? 850 01:03:58,292 --> 01:04:00,795 Samantha, are you okay? 851 01:04:00,795 --> 01:04:03,130 Where are you? 852 01:04:03,840 --> 01:04:06,217 I'm in the cistern, in the heart of the system. 853 01:04:06,592 --> 01:04:07,593 I think. 854 01:04:07,593 --> 01:04:08,803 I'm on my way. 855 01:04:08,803 --> 01:04:09,720 I'll be there soon. 856 01:04:09,720 --> 01:04:13,266 There's terrible things here. 857 01:04:13,266 --> 01:04:18,396 There's people fused to the walls all over. 858 01:04:18,688 --> 01:04:20,022 It's horrible. 859 01:04:20,565 --> 01:04:23,025 It's worse than any of Harding's films. 860 01:04:23,025 --> 01:04:24,193 You stay away from everything. 861 01:04:24,193 --> 01:04:25,069 You're not safe. 862 01:04:26,028 --> 01:04:27,446 Yeah, 863 01:04:27,446 --> 01:04:29,699 I got that part. 864 01:04:45,506 --> 01:04:47,091 I'm too old for this shit. 865 01:05:10,489 --> 01:05:11,407 Okay, Normy. 866 01:05:11,407 --> 01:05:13,868 You got this. You got this. 867 01:05:14,869 --> 01:05:18,706 Tremper Fuel my boys, here I come. 868 01:05:38,726 --> 01:05:40,937 Oh, gun! 869 01:06:02,041 --> 01:06:03,793 I am going to prison. 870 01:06:03,793 --> 01:06:06,337 I am definitely going to prison. 871 01:06:11,384 --> 01:06:12,843 Rueben? 872 01:06:13,719 --> 01:06:14,845 Rueben? 873 01:06:15,429 --> 01:06:18,432 Say something. 874 01:06:18,975 --> 01:06:21,852 I'm here. 875 01:06:23,938 --> 01:06:25,314 Samantha? 876 01:06:26,941 --> 01:06:28,067 Rueben. 877 01:06:28,901 --> 01:06:29,986 Rueben. 878 01:06:29,986 --> 01:06:30,528 Where are you? 879 01:06:30,528 --> 01:06:32,196 Keep talking, keep talking. 880 01:06:32,196 --> 01:06:33,364 Here. 881 01:06:33,698 --> 01:06:35,282 I'm in here. 882 01:06:35,533 --> 01:06:36,575 Where? 883 01:06:36,575 --> 01:06:37,618 I can't see you. 884 01:06:37,618 --> 01:06:38,202 Inside. 885 01:06:38,202 --> 01:06:40,746 The mouth. 886 01:06:42,999 --> 01:06:44,500 I'm dying. 887 01:06:46,460 --> 01:06:48,004 I'm dying. 888 01:06:54,218 --> 01:06:55,511 [Grunt] 889 01:07:01,892 --> 01:07:03,352 Standby, baby. 890 01:07:26,375 --> 01:07:28,669 I thought I was going to smother. 891 01:07:29,462 --> 01:07:31,255 Are you unjured? 892 01:07:31,255 --> 01:07:32,048 You're okay? 893 01:07:32,048 --> 01:07:33,132 Yeah, I think so. 894 01:07:33,132 --> 01:07:33,924 You're okay? 895 01:07:36,218 --> 01:07:39,013 You are my Nerd Warrior. 896 01:07:39,013 --> 01:07:40,556 I was so worried. 897 01:07:41,307 --> 01:07:42,767 You're everything to me. 898 01:07:42,767 --> 01:07:44,894 Oh, I thought I was going to lose you. 899 01:07:44,894 --> 01:07:48,189 You almost did. 900 01:07:48,189 --> 01:07:50,566 Hello, Samantha? Reuben? 901 01:07:50,566 --> 01:07:52,443 G, we're here. 902 01:07:52,443 --> 01:07:53,402 Everyone all right? 903 01:07:53,402 --> 01:07:54,653 There's crazy crap every where. 904 01:07:54,653 --> 01:07:56,030 Serious nightmare fuel. 905 01:07:56,030 --> 01:07:56,822 This really sucks. 906 01:07:56,822 --> 01:07:57,448 Yeah. 907 01:07:57,448 --> 01:07:58,365 Get out of here. 908 01:07:58,365 --> 01:08:00,117 Call the frickin' Army. The ... the ... 909 01:08:00,117 --> 01:08:01,243 National Guard. 910 01:08:01,285 --> 01:08:03,370 No, he's here. 911 01:08:03,370 --> 01:08:05,289 He's here. I know it. 912 01:08:05,289 --> 01:08:07,374 I know you're here! 913 01:08:12,254 --> 01:08:13,881 Where is this ... ? 914 01:08:13,881 --> 01:08:14,965 Really? 915 01:08:14,965 --> 01:08:16,842 Jeeze. 916 01:08:16,842 --> 01:08:18,344 What do ... ? 917 01:08:18,344 --> 01:08:19,303 Speak bitch! 918 01:08:19,303 --> 01:08:20,096 Where am I? 919 01:08:20,096 --> 01:08:21,889 You've arrived at your destination. 920 01:08:24,850 --> 01:08:26,227 Oh, okay. I've arrived. 921 01:08:26,227 --> 01:08:26,894 All right. 922 01:08:26,894 --> 01:08:28,354 Where? 923 01:08:38,030 --> 01:08:38,864 Ahh. 924 01:08:58,175 --> 01:08:59,176 Gordon, can you hear me? 925 01:08:59,176 --> 01:09:00,469 I'm right above you. 926 01:09:00,469 --> 01:09:02,304 Yes, we're at the storm sewer junction. 927 01:09:02,304 --> 01:09:03,556 Can you see my light? 928 01:09:06,225 --> 01:09:07,643 I see it. 929 01:09:09,979 --> 01:09:10,688 Yeah. 930 01:09:11,647 --> 01:09:12,857 Hi Norman. 931 01:09:12,857 --> 01:09:13,941 Oh, hi, Sam. 932 01:09:13,941 --> 01:09:15,192 How's it going? 933 01:09:16,152 --> 01:09:17,444 Really shitty. 934 01:09:17,444 --> 01:09:19,155 Yeah, I get that. 935 01:09:19,155 --> 01:09:21,365 Ah. We need to call the authorities. 936 01:09:21,365 --> 01:09:23,242 Norman. The police. 937 01:09:23,242 --> 01:09:24,118 What? 938 01:09:24,160 --> 01:09:24,910 Why? 939 01:09:24,910 --> 01:09:26,495 Are you shitting me?! 940 01:09:28,664 --> 01:09:32,501 [Growling] 941 01:09:40,634 --> 01:09:42,303 What the hell? 942 01:09:51,729 --> 01:09:52,813 Holy moley! 943 01:09:52,813 --> 01:09:54,273 [Bang!] 944 01:09:55,941 --> 01:09:56,859 Whoa! 945 01:09:59,695 --> 01:10:01,906 Get away from there. 946 01:10:02,781 --> 01:10:04,241 [Bang!] 947 01:10:07,536 --> 01:10:09,788 Gordon, shit is getting hairy up here. 948 01:10:09,788 --> 01:10:10,915 Okay, Norman. 949 01:10:10,915 --> 01:10:12,041 Dump tanks. 950 01:10:12,041 --> 01:10:13,125 Now? 951 01:10:13,125 --> 01:10:14,210 Yes, now ! 952 01:10:14,210 --> 01:10:15,878 Aye aye, Captain. 953 01:10:15,878 --> 01:10:16,754 All right. 954 01:10:16,879 --> 01:10:17,755 Out. 955 01:10:17,755 --> 01:10:18,797 That tunnel. 956 01:10:18,797 --> 01:10:19,465 It's faster. 957 01:10:19,465 --> 01:10:20,883 A shorter way out. 958 01:10:27,389 --> 01:10:29,934 Business hours are open. 959 01:10:30,809 --> 01:10:31,685 What are you doing? 960 01:10:31,685 --> 01:10:33,312 We're going to flood the sewers with gasoline. 961 01:10:36,190 --> 01:10:36,941 What? 962 01:10:37,524 --> 01:10:38,400 What about these? 963 01:10:41,946 --> 01:10:43,113 I don't think they'll be enough. 964 01:10:43,113 --> 01:10:43,822 Now get going. 965 01:10:43,822 --> 01:10:44,406 No. 966 01:10:44,406 --> 01:10:45,157 This is crazy. 967 01:10:45,157 --> 01:10:47,326 It's so crazy. Samantha, let's go. 968 01:10:47,326 --> 01:10:48,202 What about you? 969 01:10:48,202 --> 01:10:49,245 The West tunnel's that way. 970 01:10:53,040 --> 01:10:54,083 Oh, no. 971 01:10:59,380 --> 01:11:00,839 Gordon, I'm ready. 972 01:11:00,839 --> 01:11:02,007 Are you ready? 973 01:11:02,007 --> 01:11:02,800 I've got this. 974 01:11:02,800 --> 01:11:05,010 No run! 975 01:11:05,511 --> 01:11:06,637 Let her rip. 976 01:11:10,099 --> 01:11:11,934 Bomb's away. 977 01:11:22,027 --> 01:11:24,321 All ye all ye outs in free! 978 01:11:25,906 --> 01:11:27,324 Come on out! 979 01:11:27,866 --> 01:11:29,660 Come on out and reveal yourself! 980 01:11:31,745 --> 01:11:33,247 I'm waiting! 981 01:11:34,081 --> 01:11:36,333 I'm challenging! 982 01:11:37,376 --> 01:11:38,502 I'm here! 983 01:11:38,502 --> 01:11:40,546 You're going to die down here! 984 01:11:40,546 --> 01:11:41,588 Move!!! 985 01:11:42,006 --> 01:11:43,882 [Water gush] 986 01:11:46,010 --> 01:11:50,597 Ah, more meat for my bones. 987 01:11:50,597 --> 01:11:52,808 It's about time, you horned bastard. 988 01:11:52,808 --> 01:11:57,813 You are obsessed, aren't you? 989 01:11:57,813 --> 01:11:59,565 No video is worth this, Samantha. 990 01:11:59,565 --> 01:12:00,149 Come on. 991 01:12:00,149 --> 01:12:00,983 Agreed. 992 01:12:06,280 --> 01:12:08,407 My little man. 993 01:12:08,407 --> 01:12:10,909 My old friend Gordon. 994 01:12:10,909 --> 01:12:13,454 Ready to join your dead wife? 995 01:12:13,454 --> 01:12:17,583 Suicide I believe, wasn't it? 996 01:12:18,208 --> 01:12:19,877 Maggie. 997 01:12:20,252 --> 01:12:22,254 It took time. 998 01:12:22,254 --> 01:12:27,426 But in the end, she did succumb to my will. 999 01:12:27,426 --> 01:12:29,136 To despair? Yes. 1000 01:12:29,136 --> 01:12:31,513 Jesus has fled your world. 1001 01:12:32,431 --> 01:12:37,478 You're just a man, against FIRE!!! 1002 01:12:37,478 --> 01:12:39,521 I am the bringer of fire! 1003 01:12:39,521 --> 01:12:40,647 Remember?! 1004 01:12:44,443 --> 01:12:46,695 We are the little people! 1005 01:12:52,534 --> 01:12:54,787 [Screams] 1006 01:13:07,966 --> 01:13:09,051 Run!!! 1007 01:13:12,304 --> 01:13:14,556 [Screams] 1008 01:13:17,351 --> 01:13:24,108 [Explosions] 1009 01:13:24,108 --> 01:13:25,901 [Screams] 1010 01:13:25,901 --> 01:13:32,658 [Explosions] 1011 01:13:33,867 --> 01:13:36,829 Holy moley! 1012 01:13:47,005 --> 01:13:47,965 Jeeze. 1013 01:13:50,926 --> 01:13:52,177 You're not getting away. 1014 01:13:52,177 --> 01:13:54,263 YOU are not getting away. 1015 01:13:54,263 --> 01:13:54,888 Nope. 1016 01:13:59,309 --> 01:14:00,853 Look up there. 1017 01:14:02,521 --> 01:14:03,397 That's got to be Norman. 1018 01:14:03,397 --> 01:14:04,523 Come on. 1019 01:14:13,657 --> 01:14:16,326 I'm the hero. 1020 01:14:16,452 --> 01:14:17,953 I'm the hero. 1021 01:14:18,078 --> 01:14:19,788 And I am not going to prison. 1022 01:14:21,457 --> 01:14:23,000 Cause I'm saving the day. 1023 01:14:35,971 --> 01:14:39,308 Better make a Nerd Warrior episode out of this! 1024 01:14:39,308 --> 01:14:40,017 Stop!!! 1025 01:14:49,401 --> 01:14:51,361 [Breathing heavy] 1026 01:14:55,491 --> 01:14:57,618 Back to hell you bastard! 1027 01:14:59,745 --> 01:15:00,913 [Truck horn] 1028 01:15:02,498 --> 01:15:03,499 [Scream] 1029 01:15:03,499 --> 01:15:07,127 [Explosion] 1030 01:15:30,067 --> 01:15:31,318 I'm sorry, G. 1031 01:15:56,510 --> 01:15:59,471 Gordon slipped away into the night 1032 01:15:59,471 --> 01:16:04,309 unnoticed by anyone except us. 1033 01:16:06,645 --> 01:16:08,605 You were interviewed. 1034 01:16:08,730 --> 01:16:11,358 Cameras confiscated. 1035 01:16:11,358 --> 01:16:13,569 Footage gone. 1036 01:16:14,111 --> 01:16:16,280 We checked out of the Inn the next day. 1037 01:16:27,040 --> 01:16:30,627 Hey, you made quite the knight. 1038 01:16:30,627 --> 01:16:33,213 It was awesome, wasn't it? 1039 01:16:33,213 --> 01:16:34,423 Yes. 1040 01:16:35,257 --> 01:16:37,301 Yes, it was. 1041 01:16:44,975 --> 01:16:47,269 I think I've had enough adventure for a while. 1042 01:17:34,191 --> 01:17:35,817 Hello, Samantha. 1043 01:17:38,445 --> 01:17:41,031 What is your soul worth? 1044 01:18:13,563 --> 01:18:15,315 Any insights? 1045 01:18:17,526 --> 01:18:21,196 My soul is a whisper in the wind. 1046 01:18:21,196 --> 01:18:24,700 A flicker in the dark. 1047 01:18:24,700 --> 01:18:27,661 And if its price is love? 1048 01:18:29,496 --> 01:18:32,457 And the safety of those I care about? 1049 01:18:34,418 --> 01:18:37,045 Let is be spent without regret. 1050 01:18:40,632 --> 01:18:42,509 The channel's deleted. 1051 01:18:45,303 --> 01:18:47,639 Let's go for a walk. 1052 01:18:48,306 --> 01:18:51,435 Get some fresh air. 1053 01:18:51,435 --> 01:18:52,853 Yeah? 1054 01:19:01,570 --> 01:19:05,240 [SAMANTHA VO] Nerd Warriors have exited the building.